Ok… in pursuit of my “Simplify” goal, I cleaned out my garage today. This was a significant undertaking.
Many people on our street have actually surrendered their garages to storage. We have never done that, but that doesn’t mean that navigating around our garage w/ 1 sedan and 1 minivan didn’t require a certain amount of dexterity. Carrying in groceries required the poise of a ballerina…. and the intestinal fortitude of a Marine Force Recon soldier.
So, while the boys napped today, I tackled this task. My strategy was divide on conquer. Divide into piles of 1) Recognizable as Junk 2) Unrecognizable, and therefore junk 3) Possibly of value. It was stunning how much stuff fell into the first category.
Another thing that was amazing to me is how space inefficient a lot of product packaging is. For instance, several years ago, I received as a gift one of those 5 piece battery powered tool kits from a family member. It included a Saws-all, a drill, a rotary saw, a flashlight, and a cordless screwdriver. It’s been a pretty handy thing to have. However, it came in this giant plastic box thing designed to hold every tool in its special little holding bracket. The problem was that the box was ridiculously huge. I mean, these tools required the space of say.. 2 shoe boxes, but they were being stored in a bin the size of a 30″ television. Very wasteful. So, I took all the tools out, stored them on a shelf, and pitched the big bin. There was a LOT of stuff like that. Where I’d consolidate things down.
So, right now I’ve got this giant pile of stuff in my garage… and yes, both of the cars are outside. However, we have a bulk pickup coming on Monday and they will hopefully take it all.
A word about that… if you live in a neighborhood where you can take whatever you want to the street on garbage day and they will haul it off, be thankful. Our normal garbage collection will only take whatever I can fit in the can they provide me with. In order to get anything more, or larger, or oddly shaped or whatnot, I have to schedule a “bulk pick up”. Sounds like no big deal, right? Except it has like a 2 week lead time, which is a long time to look at trash. So.. anyway.. rant finished.
My garage is clean! Yay!
Simplify!!
Funny story about my new motto… I was talking to Mandy on the phone about it and said “Simplify!!” I guess we had bad connection or something, cause she goes “Semper Fi?!?!? You aren’t a marine, moron!”
It was pretty funny.
Ok, really. I’m done now.